California is getting on my last nerve and I have found that I am not alone. Not everyone in California mind you, but just those that keep pumping all of this liberal BS out of there. It's getting kind of hard to walk in this stuff.

The latest load is the well published fact that a California court has decided that The Pledge of Allegiance is now unconstitutional because the phrase "under God" lies therein. The Federalist has a great take on the situation:

The view of The Federalist is that the Constitution's First Amendment has zero relevance to atheism -- and thus that atheists have no proper standing to bring lawsuits on these grounds. How so? The private belief in no god is not constrained or coerced by any common public acts or interactions. Only Leftjudiciary activists have "written" such "interpretations" into the First Amendment's prohibition against the central government's establishment of an official religion.

The next thing you know, someone will rule The Constitution unconstitutional.

Just for fun, (mind you I am aware not everyone in California is a liberal, the following is satirical) why don't we just let California be its own country? Let's just not have them in the U.S. anymore. All the bleeding heart liberals can go and join up. Let's just pretend for a moment:

We are gathered here today to witness the separation of the former state of California from the United States of America. Now there are some good folks left in California, so the both of you are welcome to cross back into the U.S. (bring your crowbars) and join us here on the big fault line as we all, crowbars in hand, lever all the sorry bleeding heart liberals off into the ocean.

Furthermore, California now has its own pink and lavender flag with a big bleeding heart right in the middle. Their new pledge of allegiance reads as follows:

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the liberal drivel of California and to the new country, for which it floats, one island, pried loose, with political correctness for all.

And to the guy who has nothing better to do than to waste the courts' time with this garbage: Get a life and another country!

-Foamy Dog

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